What the fuck were these people thinking? Why would give some hack like Lindsay Lohan the job of being 'Artistic Advisor' to a French Fashion House? This enfant terrible can't even dress herself, much less dress others. And what a hide she has to accept such an offer! Did she really think this was going to win over the world's population and re-instate her as some heroine? Probably.
Ms Lohan, you should'nt accept everything that is offered to you. Straight to DVD Movies are your forte, not High Fashion. And by your appearances over the last few years, style is a word that you have NO UNDERSTANDING OF. Simple.
I can understand that accepting an offer like this may have been hard to turn down. Free trip to Paris, free clothes, free booze, free food, yadda yadda yadda, but at the end of the day my darling, this dream-come-true deal was a catastrophe waiting to happen, and by all reviews, it HAPPENED.
Ok, some pieces were'nt that bad, but the majority were, and despite only having a month or so to put it together, this is no excuse. Forgoing this season would have been a better decision.
Little known Spanish Designer Estrella Archs took the reins only to fall off the horse. Yes, there may have been pressure, and yes, you may not have had the proper amount of time to execute an entire ready-to-wear collection, but this should have told you something. Forget about fame and fortune, because honey, I think your time has come and gone. Sorry to say!
CEO Mounir Moufarrige, I hope you're hanging your head in shame!
This MARCHESA dress is Perfection Personified.
Perfect Colour, Perfect Cut, Perfect everything.
Senior girls heading to their end-of-year formals should take note, it not all about looking like some cheap whore, or worse, a middle aged lounge singer, its about looking elegant, beautiful and refined...........even if the grey goose ends up all over it.
And if you can't afford it, or if time is running out, then get one made. There's always a sewer in the south-west suburbs dying for some work.
Most teenaged girls get it soooo wrong when it comes to their formal dresses, and wearing a Tux is such a cop out, not to mention cringe-worthy.
Have some dignity and step out of your comfort zone, save your hard earned money and invest in a dress that will make people envious. There's nothing worse then looking back at your formal photo's and all you see is some scragg with a puffed sleeved and a clacky mule! Foul!
www.marchesa.com
Currently selling on net-a-porter.com is this Parrot Clutch from JUDITH LEIBER.
It has a clasp to fasten at the front, a gold chain for easy carry, and gold leather lining inside, and for AUD$8510 this luxurious multi-coloured birdbag can be yours.
Perfect for visits to the Zoo or Mardi Gra. It goes with anything, including the garbage!
I love, love, love the Prada collection shown on September 24 in Milan. The duchess satin vests, jackets and bermudas (cut off at the seam, to leave raw edges) were somewhat bordering sexy/quaint. The over-the-top embellished finale pieces were typical Prada, but still different in their own light.
Listen up you hard-core style mongers! If there was ever a 'Killer Shoe', this is it.
NICHOLAS KIRKWOOD has designed these industrial strength shoes for fashion house RODARTE, and they are nothing short of kick-arse!
Not sure if they'll be put into production, but you could definetly kick that arsehole to curb with these little babies!
Mad Max would be Proud!
www.rodarte.net
www.nicholaskirkwood.com
All you Recessionfashionistasisters, here's your new best friend. The Ziggy Ankle Boot by Charlotte Olympia, is a must have for the coming season.
Although summer is beating at our door, wear them with your shortest dress or skirt. They instantly change an outfit.
The Suede and Leather Bootie with ridged heel and gold platform is one of the sexiest, edgiest boots around since the YSL Tribute.
Get a Pair now, or be left in the Dust!
www.charlotteolympia.com
www.net-a-porter.com
H&M, the Swedish High Street Retailer has announced it's next collaboration, and it's with pleasure I give to you, SONIA RYKIEL.
Madame Rykiel will design Lingerie and related Accessories for the chain, which will be available in 1500 stores worldwide from December 5.
A second installment of Rykiel designs will be Knitwear aimed at girls aged between 18 months and 8 years old. These peices will be instore February 2010.
The Sonia Rykiel Collaboration comes hot on the heels of H&M's debut collection of shoes and accessories by JIMMY CHOO., which go on sale in November.
Expect it all to sell out faster then you can say 'Give that back Bitch'!!!!
www.hm.com
www.soniarykiel.com
I think the YSL Shoes with the Pencil Heel will be huge this Season.
Run don't Walk to your nearest stockist. You heard it here first!
www.ysl.com
Alot of people are passionate about Lady GaGa at the moment. You either love her, or loathe her. I am obsessed to say the least. Not since Madonna burst onto the scene have I been this excited, and believe me, I was one excited 13 year old.
Lady GaGa (who's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta), is already a legend and if you're not impressed, then you may as well hitch up a camel and relocate to the desert. Miss Germanotta is here to stay.
Not only does she have the talent, (incredible voice, classical pianist, child prodigy at 4, blah blah blah), she has the nack and smarts to reel us in like La Ciccone. She knows how to get our attention, and if it means walking around a stage covered in blood, then she'll do it.
The Gwen's, Britney's, Katy's and Co don't have the 'Madonna Factor', and never have. That's why Lady GaGa is a breath of fresh air. She may not be a classic beauty, she may dress like Anna Piaggi on GBH, but she's got our attention and she aint going nowhere.
I've seen her live and her voice is pitch perfect, there is definetly no miming going on, and her accapella proves that. Her show's are theatrical in a more macabre way then Madonna's or Kylie's, but she's very engaging and gives 100%.
As far as her style goes, who know's, it could catch on. It may not be to everyone's taste, but you have to give her credit, she keeps us guessing and when you really disect it, half her garb aint that bad.
We've been waiting to see who'll be the next Generation's Madge, and I think if she continues to create decent music and gives her audiences what they want, she's destined to take the crown, albeit stained with Madonna's blood.
The one thing she has on Madonna, is that she loves Australia and always keeps us in mind.
Step up to the plate M, but watch your step!
www.ladygaga.com
A Wedding Registry can be a disaster waiting to happen, endless hours of choosing countless useless objects you will never use.
Do we need a fry pan? No. Do we need a clothes dryer? No. Do we need a curling iron? Ummmm never!
So, when it comes time to put a list of 'wants' and 'needs' together, you need to take everything into consideration, especially the 'SHOW OFF' factor! So here is part of my DREAM REGISTRY LIST. After all, you need somethings to hand down to the kids!!
1. VENT BLANC Crockery. When the in-laws pop over for a cuppa and a digestive, serve it to them on frenchman Jean-Marie Massaud's beautiful ceramics. Leave the BACCARAT for special people. www.timeandstyle.com
2. 'SEMINUDE' Lights. Dress your naked lightbulbs in something pretty, like these little dresses, that fit like a glove. Because lights are what surrounds us! www.r-p-s.jp
3. MICHAEL ZAVROS Art. When the other half bores the hell out of you, have something exquisite close by to stare at. And make sure you get it in the settlement. Done deal. www.michaelzavros.com
4. MAKOTO YAMAGAUCHI Cutlery. These twisted pieces of stainless steel will be the centre of attention at your first 'grown up' dinner party. At least you know you'll have something to talk about with your below-average guest,
5. CHIAKI MURATA CD Player. Perfect for the bedroom. Play the Soundtrack to your lovemaking (I recommend Massive Attack's PROTECTION) with this sleek little sound system. www.hers.co.jp
6. LIPLA Double Bed. Sleep well, Spoon well, in this eye catching Jean Marie Massuad designed bed. If green is'nt your colour.....tough! Zzzzzzzzzz
7. CAFETIERE by Jasper Morrison. Leave the espresso for the professionals. Home-made instant is back in fashion. If it's good enough for the Golden Girls, it's good enough for you!
www.rowenta.fr
8. YSL Tribute Boot. Kick him to the curb with one swift boot. Cheaper then Divorce!
www.jeanbrown.com.au
9. ALLEGRI Rainwear. Now although requesting personal gifts are a little risque and somewhat cheeky, keeping protected from Mother Natures wrath (especially after being kicked to the curb) is important. Do it in style with an Allegri Trench. This Florentine Rainwear specialists have had some help from Viktor & Rolf!
10. CHIAKI MURATA Vacuum Cleaner. The Classy, Sexy, Eloquent way to Suck!
11. AMERICA Lamp. Jaime Hayon has designed one of the best lamps I've seen. Buy two and use them as bedside tables. Rack up before bedding down! www.metalarte.com
12. HELLA JONGERIOUS Plates. These sweet little collector items are great for nothing more then staring at, putting anything in them should be illegal! www.jongeriouslab.com
So there you have it, several ideas for your upcoming nuptials. It's your wedding, you should get what you want, after all, you need something to cushion the blow! ;)
Ades de Vebustus.
King Cole Bar.
Pastis.
Nobu Next Door.
Opening Ceremony.
Henri Bendel.
Madame Paulette.
Cloak.
The Cowshed.
MOMA Design Store.
Niche Modern.
Death & Co.
Resurrection.
Jin Soon Spa.
The Standard.
As requested by the ever-so-lovely Ms R of Paddington, here is an abridged version of my choices of choices for must do/see's in New York.
Take a Deep Breath, Focus, Align the Credit Card and Begin!
1. AEDES DE VENUSTAS. Fragrances galore. Leave smelling incredible without even touching anything. 9 Christopher Street, West Village.
www.aedes.com
2. KING COLE BAR. Located in the St Regis Hotel, this legendary society club is a must, even if it's for one drink........and that may be all you have! $$$ Dress up! 2 E 55th Street.
3. PASTIS. Parisian Bistro in the Meat Packing district. Weekend breakfast, a must!
9 Ninth Avenue. www.pastisny.com
4. NOBU NEXT DOOR. If you can't get into it's Big Brother (NOBU) right next door, try for a table at it's diffusion. Like Miu Miu is to Prada, anyone can afford it if you're hungry enough. Delish. 105 Hudson Street www.myriadrestaurantgroup.com
Fish & Chips Nobu Style highly recommended.
5. OPENING CEREMONY. Comprising of a Gallery, Showroom and Retail Space, Opening Ceremony brings together establish designers and up-and-comers! A treasure chest of, ummm, treasures! 35 Howard Street www.openingceremony.com.us
6. HENRI BENDEL. Famed Boutique department store, this New York institution is always ahead of the rest, with Barneys close behind. Word is, it may become an accesories only store, as the fashion has already disappeared, which when you think about it, aint a bad thing!
www.henribendel.com
7. MADAME PAULETTE. One of the BEST drycleaners in the world. Madame Paulette's specialty is Couture! Drop something off, anything, if only to bump into Ms Wintour (probably an assistant) who uses Madame Paulette for all her clothing upkeep. 1255 Second Avenue between 65th - 66th Streets www.madamepaulette.com
8. CLOAK. With a Bespoke option, this Menswear store stocks incredible tailored suits, trousers, shirts etc by designer Alexandre Plokhov. The store itself is intimidating, but don't worry, the staff are great! 16 Greene Street www.cloakdesign.com
9. THE COWSHED. Located inside SOHO HOUSE, this Day Spa is potentially the most original when it comes to Spa Interiors. Similar to a private club, there are no stark white walls or uncomfortable bland furniture, but instead, alot of wood, retro furnishings and lighting with character. It also has its own range of products (which you can buy in Brisbane at MECCA COSMETICA). 29 - 35 Ninth Avenue www.sohohouseny.com
10. MOMA DESIGN STORE. Stocking everything from re-productions to books to objects of design, the Museum of Modern Art Store is, like the APPLE store, a must. You won't leave empty handed, I promise! 11 West 53 Street.
11. NICHE MODERN. Like light fittings? Then this is the place for you. An odd suggestion you ask, but a visit to this lighting store is recommeded. Shipping your purchases home is probably easier said then done. Love, love, love the Trumpette table Lamp and the 'Crystal Series' lights!
12. DEATH & CO. Cool bar, with an endless cocktail list and delectable casual cuisine. Does not take reservations. If there's a line, get in it, no groups more then 6! Order a Smoked Horchata, that's a cocktail, not a tapas dish!! 433 east 6th Street.
13. RESURRECTION. Find Vintage Pucci, Gucci and Halston all in pristine condition. Designers apparently come here for inspiration. Walk out with a dress an Olsen twin returned the day before. Everything in here is incredible. It's possible you may spend your entire savings here! You've been warned! 217 Mott Street www.resurrectionvintage.com
14. JIN SOON NATURAL HAND AND FOOT SPA. Pounding the pavement in NYC is an everday norm, and although most of you will do it in flats (buy some from TRIBUNE so you don't blow your holiday budget before you go), you'll still need some therapy to help ease the pain. Go no further then Jin Soon. Enough said!
15. THE STANDARD HOTEL. All the meatpacking district hot spots are in stumbling distance of this already iconic hotel. The entire hotel will officially open in August, although you can get a room now. There is a park which 'literally' runs underneath the hotel, and by September the unfinished restaurant and beer garden are already creating a buzz. Sexy Sleepovers!
848 Washington Street www.standardhotels.com
Flashy and Trashy, there you have it.
Situated in a 110 year old house, discreet diner TEGUI is my new favourite eatery outside of Australia. Located in Costa Rica, Buenos Aires, the understated interior allows for the food to take centre stage, only because the exterior is pretty special in itself............and I'm not telling you why.
www.tegui.com.ar
