Brisbane is currently suffering one of the worst illnesses prone to men in years.
Quite simply this illness is 'EAR, NOSE & EYEBROW NEGLECT'.
What's with this? How can men possibly live with that fact that Don King's hair has packed it's bags and rented space in their earlobes and nostrils is beyond me. Not to mention the thousands of Bart Cummings look-a-likes running around town.
I am intelligent enough to understand that hair has always been in these places and over time, with the help of hormones it 'matures', and I also understand that obviously it is there for a reason, being to protect you from dirt, it acts as a barrier, the way eye lashes protect your eyes and so on.
But gentleman please, this is no excuse to be untidy. Trimmers can be purchased everywhere and with a little upkeep, your Nose, Ears and Eyebrows will be a lovely accessory for your HUGO BOSS suit.
Because, like cigarettes, overgrown hair protruding from facial regions instantly kills a look. Not to mention the fact is also ages you dramatically. The only thing worse then a 40+ year old man with a garden of thorns coming at you, is a 20+ year old man with same problem. And ladies, for all of you ignoring this problem (with the man in your life), you need to step up to the plate and take charge, because it's something you MUST do, just the same way men need to question your cracked heels.....it all comes down to respecting yourself.
Start MANSCAPING now!
Quite simply this illness is 'EAR, NOSE & EYEBROW NEGLECT'.
What's with this? How can men possibly live with that fact that Don King's hair has packed it's bags and rented space in their earlobes and nostrils is beyond me. Not to mention the thousands of Bart Cummings look-a-likes running around town.
I am intelligent enough to understand that hair has always been in these places and over time, with the help of hormones it 'matures', and I also understand that obviously it is there for a reason, being to protect you from dirt, it acts as a barrier, the way eye lashes protect your eyes and so on.
But gentleman please, this is no excuse to be untidy. Trimmers can be purchased everywhere and with a little upkeep, your Nose, Ears and Eyebrows will be a lovely accessory for your HUGO BOSS suit.
Because, like cigarettes, overgrown hair protruding from facial regions instantly kills a look. Not to mention the fact is also ages you dramatically. The only thing worse then a 40+ year old man with a garden of thorns coming at you, is a 20+ year old man with same problem. And ladies, for all of you ignoring this problem (with the man in your life), you need to step up to the plate and take charge, because it's something you MUST do, just the same way men need to question your cracked heels.....it all comes down to respecting yourself.
Start MANSCAPING now!
NOTE: Men over 70! Your excused. You've suffered enough!
17 comments:
This is fucking hilarious! Tibby@Telco.
totally agree!
what a fucking bad taste post, but yep, totally true. Nose hair is just gross!! dave.
my mates are these exact guys...they have no idea! terry.
dudes, we should be trimming EVERYWHERE!!!
Way too many guys have this problem, especially with their nose!!! Gross.
f**king hair-larious!!!
Very funny. Sad, but true!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You;d be surprised how many women let their men get away with this.
This is si funny and so on the ball. x
funny as hell.
What's worse, are the cute guys with this problem...it ruins everything!!!
Bring on the Trimmer...women of the world, this is the BEST present EVER! Ben_77
fucking funny
A guy that has no idea about this hairy problem is BLIND!!!! Zane.
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!!
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