Wednesday, November 12, 2008

(WO)MEN OF STEEL.


Excuse me if I come aross a little forward, and, well, rude, but what is it about Men marrying Women who look like Men?
The thought of waking up in the morning and seeing something that resembles Bruce Paige in a Camisole scares me, and my heart goes out to all these men. I understand LOVE conquers all, but are'nt heterosexual men suppose to be attracted to feminity.

It's hard enough being a woman in a man's world, but trying to be a woman who looks like a man in a man's world, must be hell. You know these women, there the ones wearing linen shirts from Country Road, capri pants from Big Gals Pay Less, and flat shoes, usually Birkenstocks or Crocs. They have bodies sometimes stockier then their husbands and in eveningwear they look like Ian Thorpe with a blow-wave.

I respect the fact that as we get older our bodies change, but hey ladies, this does'nt mean we pack in the Easton Pearson in favour for garb straight out of Prisoner! Put some make-up on, get your hair done and act like a lady.............or at least look like one!

PS. When I say 'at least look like one', I don't mean turning yourself into a Kate Miller-Heidke lookalike. Being overstyled to the point of Harajuku suicide and coming out looking like a 40 year Pre-Schooler aint good either!!!!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

So fucking funny.

Anonymous said...

So fucking funny.

Anonymous said...

So fucking funny.

Anonymous said...

So fucking funny.

Anonymous said...

Very Funny! Josh.

Anonymous said...

kate miller heidke is a fucking moron. she always looks like a tween. funny blog

Anonymous said...

this is funny, and very true!!!!

Anonymous said...

very funny. there are way too many men walking around with blokes who are their wives!!!! hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaahahahah!