CHEQUE MARKS THE SPOT.

Cartier Polished USB Stick.
Gertrude Street Enoteca, Melbourne.
Prada Sacca Bag.

Jardin Escondido, Buenos Aires.
Acqua di Parma, Arancia de Capri.
Swarovski 'Octea' Sport Watch.


Another Shopping list to fuck people off who can't afford the good things in life, and who are jealous of the ones who can!

1. CARTIER Polished USB Stick. Save your 'Stalking Emails' and keep them close at hand, in style!

2. GERTRUDE STREET ENOTECA. Hang, Eat and Survey the Passers-by. You're in 'Underbelly' Country. Great place for your Last Meal.

3. PRADA Sacca Bag. This Bag will get you Priority Access to 'Cloudland' for sure, or, you can just walk in past the non-existant line.

4. JARDIN ESCONDIDO. Sleep safely in Frances Ford Coppola's hidden Gem in Buenos Aires. Great Bar for planning your next nasty Blog Posting. Drunkety Drunk Drunk!

5. ACQUA DI PARMA. Feeling like Shit? Smell like a Orange Grove.

6. SWAROVSKI OCTEA WATCH. Count the hours go by as you count your closet friends. One, Two, Three........What? No more?

Fuck You Very Much! x