Wednesday, January 2, 2008

CROCHEAD!




As requested by several close friends, and I tend to agree, the cull must commence.

Children, you are excused, but we must bring to an end the ugly phenomenon of CROCS.

I understand and respect people's opinions, but adults wearing this grotesque footwear should be punished.......severly!

Unfortunetly, it seems that men are the main culprits. Why? I have no idea.

Why are their girlfriends, wives etc allowing them to wear them in public? Not only are they THE most unattractive accessory EVER, they serve absolutely NO purpose.

Yes, they may be easy to slip on and off, and Yes they may be bright and provoke a slight spring to your step, but dude, your a man, not some Gay Divorcee from the 80's trapped in a Kiddy Complex.

If you want some casual style on your feet that does'nt resemble a peanut M&M, then head to Birkenstock or better still, Bally.

And guys, being a father is no excuse for looking like a proper dweeb, especially when you kid is wearing the exact same footwear, and 9 times out of 10 they probably hate the bastards as much as I do.

Grow Up!!

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fuck yeah!

Chic Freak

Anonymous said...

Fuck yeah!

Chic Freak

Paula. said...

about time someone spoke up publicly about these shockers!
men look ridiculous in them. thank you!

La Stupenda! said...

This is so funny. I'm sure alot of people agree. It's funny when you see guys at the pub or in cafe's wearing them. They are sooooo ugly!

James said...

yes they are fucking ugly, but people should be able to wear what they want!

Anonymous said...

crochead...my words exactly!

Anonymous said...

Yuk! That's all I can say!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Ditto!! Clare_Ascot.

Anonymous said...

The only time you'd see me wearing Crocs, is when I turn into an American!!! Ben_77

Anonymous said...

this is very funny. crocs are awful. kelb_84

Paul.S. said...

Crocs are for dudes with small dicks and no brain!!

Anonymous said...

After reading this, I have seen SO MANY MEN wearing them, and they're usually the butchiest bastards around...funny!!!

Anonymous said...

My husband is a croc fan, and i support him completely with his fashion sense - he looks so hot when he wears them, that it makes me all horny, I really don't see what then issue is - Crocs rule!

gwen from birkdale