Thursday, January 24, 2008

THE CURSE OF THE 9 TO 5'er.



















Have you ever wandered the CBD during lunch hour and witnessed the crime in fashion that most male office-workers are inflicting on us?

I understand that alot of these LOWES MENSWEAR aficionado's don't give a shit about fashion and style, but I encourage them to change, even for the sake of us 'People Watchers'.

Think about how better you would feel wearing dapper clothes that scream 'Success'.

It really does'nt take much effort or money to look intelligent and diplomatic, and being refined when it comes to office get-up just makes you more attractive to the opposite sex....or even the same sex for that matter, but don't let that put you off.

You see, a stained BIG W Business shirt and a pair of poly-viscose pants with stretched arse-crack seaming just does'nt cut it in the fast-paced world of the 9 to 5'er. And don't get me started on the moron's wearing white socks with black lace-ups.......and as far as the shoe goes, you CAN tell alot about a man by looking at their shoes, and usually they're saying, "My owner is a cheap, tight arse who spends all his money on PS2 games, Brut 33 and Bourbon".

Male Office Workers of Brisbane. Pick your game up. Look Original and Be Daring, your suppose to be MEN afterall!!!

I have chosen some looks from the current '08 collections.

I know settlements clerks etc can't afford Prada, YSL or Valentino, but you sure can duplicate them from the endless variety of stores we have on our doorstep for a fraction of the price.
PS. Women Office Workers. You have'nt escaped my crictism either. Your turn will come!
Have a Great Working Day!!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

guys in brisbane loooooooooooooove their polyester. Mark.

Anonymous said...

Right you are Mark, but it is a hot climate and they would be sweating their balls off, so do us a favour boys - INVEST INVEST INVEST for the 2 pairs of polly pants you could get one really good pair! Don't even get me started on short sleeve business shirts! Denise @ Capalaba

Anonymous said...

there are so many cute guys wearing bad clothes in the city. they're probably the same fools wearing boardshorts to the movies!
kaitlin (Bardon)

Anonymous said...

yeah, cute guy + ugly clothes = total disaster!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah, cute guy + ugly clothes = total disaster!!!

Anonymous said...

Once again, the maestro has hit the nail on the head, i just about pooed my pants reading this blog. So bang on. Only thing to complete the polyester ensemble is a monogrammed pocket protector. YUK!

Chic Freak

Anonymous said...

what they wear reflect how they feel about their job!! Tania.

Anonymous said...

Blokes don't give a shit, all we think about is friday drinks. And who wants to spill rum on their Hugo Boss suit...not me!! Ben_77

Anonymous said...

some guys do look good Brisbanestyle!!!!! kelb_84

Anonymous said...

some guys do look good Brisbanestyle!!!!! kelb_84

Anonymous said...

Great article!!! Zane.