EXTENDING CIRCUMSTANCES.

After many requests, I have been motivated yet again to talk about another re-ocurring faux pas some Brisbane women have been practising.

Hair Extensions!

Why do most get this wrong? Do they not realise, like a Fake Tan, there is upkeep involved, or do they continually think that no-one will EVER know.

Now there are some women out there who extend their locks in the proper, respectful way, but there are others who are performing HAIR-I KARI.

The purpose of extensions, is to create a healthy, clean head of hair that resembles your own, and fools everyone in sight.

Many women are just too lazy to care. Soon enough their own hair grows, receeding the extensions, and the joints look like metal staples, before you know it, passersby are asking if you've had brain surgery! Not good.

The problem I have, is the women who are'nt concerned about the crop-rotation taking place on their heads, maybe they can't afford the return visit to the hairdresser, extensions can be expensive and the tightening does create headaches. No matter what, this does not give you permission to turn into FRANKEN-WOMAN. And really, who the fuck wants to?

Another common problem is the ladies with thin hair wearing thick hair extensions. Some women like a little layering, but when you step out of the salon looking like John Farnham circa 1987, that's when it's time to stop, oh and by the way, Makybe Diva called, she wants her mane back!!

So finally, all of you considering going longer, consider it again. There are other options, and believe me research should be involved. Because with the wrong canvas to begin with, you don't have a hope in hell, just ask Victoria Beckham, or Britney even!

I've got two words for you. BLADE. ONE.