Why is every male trend, exaggerated and saturated to the point of being Sickening?
Presently, I am talking about the fascination that every (most) man and his dog has with BOARDSHORTS! Now, we can wear whatever we like, it's a free world, and unfortunetly there are no laws to stop people from looking like total morons, but boardshorts are everywhere.
Is it the pretty patterns or bright colours that hypnotise the average man into complete Boardshort hysteria? Is it the fact that they are readily available, everywhere from Surfers Paradise to, ummmmmm Mildura? Or is it the fact that every man (like the millions who wear football jerseys), wish that they actually surfed? The boardshort epidemic is like the HAPPYPANT fad of the mid 80's......scary, and totally unacceptable.
You see, 8 out of 10 men on the Gold Coast who are wearing boardshorts usually have'nt even been on a board, much less live there! And what's even funnier, are the amount of Boardshort wearing clones hanging out in droves at Westfield or, even worse......outback country Australia.
It seems to me that the male population in this country make up one big conga line, once one dude starts wearing something, every dude starts wearing it, and soon, it's beginning to look a lot like follow the faux surfer. I understand that boardshorts are easy to wear, and that the backyard BBQ is no fashion's on the field, but "Men of this Country", try doing your own thing for once.
It just get's boring.
Whatever happened to Ruggers and Hard Yakka, now they're what I call, shorts built for a Man!!
10 comments:
it's like the ugly shorts convention has come to town sometimes. Janey.St Lucia.
Bored....being the appropriate word. And don't forget UGLY. Karen from Nundah.
On the beach, fine. But anywhere else, they're just plain ugly.
what about the guys who don't wash them. or the one's with odd uderwear underneath!!! Yuk.
My husband wear Boardshorts EVERYWHERE and I hate it!!! Clare_Ascot.
THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY SHIT! Ben_77
bored, bored and bored!! kelb_84
Surfers don't even wear them around!!!!!
Boardshorts are for the Beach.
Claire.
Yes. Wear them to the pool or to the beach, enough said!!!!
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